Britain For The Brutish

American daycare nurseries up and down the country are beginning to celebrate the transition from nursery to kindergarten. The US Federal School Board said – “it is a milestone for the education of our children, and they should be rewarded for their efforts”. Valedictorian for Flowerpetal Daycare, Tracy Sullivan, is graduating with a joint diploma in Building Blocks and Teething. Her mother, Miranda Sullivan, expressed that she is incredibly glad that her infant is finally getting the recognition she deserves.

The Board of Education believe this is a momentous milestone in a child’s education

“I want the best for my child, just like any parent. If Tracy is going to be successful and get into an Ivy League college, it’s crucial she starts getting experience now. Three-years-old is the best time to start padding out your resume and to prove that you’re a winner.”

Former alumnus, David Schwimmer, is set to address the daycare centre with a commencement speech on the 8th July 2015.